The Premier

Hello there boys and girls, this is your neighborhood Tormented Soul signing in today to just tell you that you should tune in again next week for the unveiling of my surprise. In our premier, you will get to see, first hand, the biggest bad-est most expensive project we have put our money in. Yes folks, we have put all the money we could scratch up, our lives savings, took bank loans and pulled out all stops to get our new project running, we are, as one may call it, totally broke now. But no fret, this is for a good cause, yes, another life altering modification project is now on the way. We are talking to lawyers, friends of friends of friends, family (some anyway), people we don’t know just to make this happen.

To some, you already know what we are talking about. To others, well, keep guessing. Is it a trip to Somalia to help children in hunger? Is it to Africa to help the poor and needy? Is it to Thailand to decide if we can sell cocktails out of coconuts? Could we be going to Afghanistan to help Osama win the war against those terrorists called the United States (or was it the other way around?)?

All we can say is that this modification is the mother of all modifications and can only leave it at that. Stay tuned for the whole report and pictures next week!!

By Vy